I Say: Onesie World Is Enough

Dad tells me that that old guy Sting was once in a band called the Police. They did a song called One World. I think he was actually singing Onesie World. Anyway, after I told you about my Jewmaican onesie last week, I figured that every once in a while I'd show you some more highlights. Here are a couple that I'm looking forward to sporting in the near future.

Mom and Dad's friend Robin just sent this Bob Dylan onesie. It's special to me because my middle name is Dylan, and my parents love playing Bob Dylan music for me. If Robin likes me this much now, imagine what it will be like once she actually meets me.

Before my arrival, Mom and Dad used to call me Honey Badger. (That referred to some crazy video that said that the honey badger is cool and fearless just like me.) So at mom's baby shower, Johanna (more about her in a future post) got me this one.

I'll show you some more of my extensive wardrobe next week. And in case you're wondering why people are so darn nice to me, I think it's 'cause I'm cute. You can tell my mom thinks so.

I Say: I'm a Jewmaican

So it turns out that because Dad's Jewish and Mom's Jamaican Chinese, I'm what they call "multicultural". In honor of my heritage Mom and Dad's friend Lesley got me a onesie (and matching bib) that said Jewmaican. I think that's awesome and I will wear it with pride.

I'm a proud Jewmaican

Then on Thursday it got even better because Lesley came to visit me. She got me more great gifts and spent a lot of time holding me, which was a lot of fun for both of us.

Mom and Lesley had fun without me...

...but we all know who the star of the show is

 It turns out that Lesley was here with Mom the day that I decided to make my escape, so I was glad to make her acquaintance in person. She lives far away, but I hope she visits whenever she's in New York.